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Opening Round: All I Want for Christmas…

With Christmas only being a few days away time is running out to send Santa Claus a letter with a list of holiday wishes. However, it appears most in the MMA community have been proactive rather than procrastinate and already gotten their requests off to the jelly-bellied elf who made beards hip before Kimbo Slice ever appeared on the scene.

Better yet, thanks to an anonymous source at the North Pole whose name may or may not rhyme with Bludoph, was able to intercept a number of their submissions and has an exclusive list of items a few familiar faces hope to see under the tree come Sunday morning.

Direct from Santa’s Workshop to this site, all these fighters/personalities want for Christmas is…

Dan Henderson: His four front teeth
Brock Lesnar: A Red Ryder BB Gun with a compass in the stock
Jon Fitch: Another title-shot, preferably against the winner of Nick Diaz vs. Carlos Condit for marketability’s sake
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira: To have back the last fifteen seconds of his recent fight with Frank Mir
Jason Miller: Black/red hair dye and to never see peroxide again so long as he lives
Chael Sonnen: To slap Mrs. Claus on the ass and have her cook him a reindeer steak
Matt Serra: To get his back wages from all the years he put in on the line assembling toys before his MMA career
Wanderlei Silva: *illegible*
Lyoto Machida: Anderson Silva money
Arianny Celeste: Brittney Palmer’s spring semester to start
Mike Goldberg: A thesaurus so he isn’t limited to calling the above-listed ring-girls, or Chandella Powell, “lovely” and “beautiful”
Miguel Torres: A second chance…and some hot sauce!
Tito Ortiz: A win over Forrest Griffin or a legitimate injury to use as an excuse, either works
Georges St. Pierre: The ability to do a celebratory back-flip in 2012 without concern for how he lands
Jon Jones: Has everything he needs dating back to the gold, myrrh, and frankincense he received at birth

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